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kelly oxford
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My theory that the world doesn’t abruptly end in 2012, but rather we’re all gone by 2012 via disasters is setting itself up nicely.
(I honestly believe the Mayans just got bored of writing the calendar)
In a friendship, I prefer to be entertained than be the entertainer.
In fact, all of my friends are more entertaining than I am.
Subsequently, I’m the kind of person I wouldn’t want to be friends with.
‘Grey’s Anatomy’ is ‘Felicity”s post-graduation story plus hair relaxer.
That type of girl makes me cringe so hard my butthole disappears.
I don’t hate either program entirely, just the lead characters.
Whiny, confused, obsessed with/likes the wrong guy, boring as shit ‘smart-girl’?
FU.
I was taking notes in a small notebook when someone asked in shock “What are you doing?” 2010- When handwriting became suspicious.
Every time I visit my Gram at the senior’s lodge, this ass is in the best parking spot.
When I was 4, I dreamed that my Aunt, Uncle and cousins were all silhouettes of sparkles, exactly like this photo. They were all in a white room in glass boxes shaped like the giant crystals in Superman the Movie.
