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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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* kids watching movies
* conversations
* family
* rant
* open letters
* stories
* entertainment
* celebrity cameo dreams
* music monday

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16 January 12

My dream about Madonna. AKA: DAMN YOU MADONNA

*Group of girls, myself and Madonna are in a living room.  Madonna slides into a tufted chair at the end of the room, she’s still wearing her Golden Globes dress.*

Madonna: So, tell me what you admire most about me.
Girl: I just think you are such a maverick.
Me (I don’t want to say anything, but I do): I admire that you’ve always done what you wanted, in spite of the consequences.
Madonna: You know you focus on that because it’s a deep fear inside of you, right? Your fears are the things you hate or admire in people.

*DAMN YOU MADONNA!!!!!*

6 July 11

Robert Jeffery, I’m so glad that you did this when you were nine years old.
This is what life is about.
Watching this for days.

When he sings “SO GET UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR” —- *dead*

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