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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

 1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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* kids watching movies
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* family
* rant
* open letters
* stories
 * entertainment
* celebrity cameo dreams
* music monday

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16 January 12

My dream about Madonna. AKA: DAMN YOU MADONNA

*Group of girls, myself and Madonna are in a living room.  Madonna slides into a tufted chair at the end of the room, she’s still wearing her Golden Globes dress.*

Madonna: So, tell me what you admire most about me.
Girl: I just think you are such a maverick.
Me (I don’t want to say anything, but I do): I admire that you’ve always done what you wanted, in spite of the consequences.
Madonna: You know you focus on that because it’s a deep fear inside of you, right? Your fears are the things you hate or admire in people.

*DAMN YOU MADONNA!!!!!*

15 July 11

Dreamt I met Brad Pitt in The View greenroom

  • Brad: hey.
  • Me: hi, my husband is over there kissing a girl. Who do I punch? Him, right?
  • Brad: yeah, you have to punch him.
  • Me: I know.
  • *punch husband repeatedly, return to my chair*
  • Brad: so?
  • Me: I feel terrible.
  • Brad: I know.
  • *Brad opens arms and I hug him*
  • Brad: I'm going to call you October Ballerina.
  • Me: okay. Have a good interview.
  • Brad: naw, it will be terrible.
  • Me: it will be great.
  • *brad stares at me as he's escorted to the stage, longingly, like he's losing the love of his life*
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