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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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6 September 11

This may be one of the most vile things I’ve ever read….

I mean, outside of child abuse stuff…
For those of you who aren’t aware, Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods most famous of mistresses) had a fiancee who was killed in the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade center.
Page Six asked her to discuss her life after losing her fiancee Andy that day, and this is what she said:

“I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good,” she tells Page Six Magazine, in The Post on Thursday. “I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.” Had O’Grady lived, Uchitel — who went on to reportedly make $500,000 a year working as a VIP hostess at Tao Las Vegas and at New York’s The Griffin, where she met Woods — believes her life would have been much different. “I would be a fat housewife with three kids in Sands Point, LI,”


SO SHE’S HAPPY HE DIED BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE ENDED UP DIVORCED AND SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A FAT HOUSEWIFE?!?! WHAT THE GOOD GOD DAMN?!?! GIRL! YOU BEST WATCH YOUR BACK, BECAUSE IF I WAS ANDY’S FAMILY I’D BE AFTER YOU! BITCH, PLEASE!!!!!

That said, I look at the photo on the right and I think:
This is her coping mechanism? This is what she tells herself? It’s obvious she isn’t bright, but she must have a heart.

Tags: bitch please
  1. yangonthu reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Wow. I’m kinda speechless too, after
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  7. oshiel said: wow. she obviously doesn’t think about what she says.
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  9. mcr31 said: Hard to know what to make of that. The after photo looks so grotesque, seems like it could be some form of self-abuse. Maybe she’s medicated herself to a point where a statement like that makes sense to her. Or she’s just unfathomably dense…
  10. elizmayerle said: She is probably crying for herself in that photo, not for him.
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    other day wondering why the hell...ton of plastic surgery done
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  19. luvst0ned said: unfuckinbelievable.
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