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It’s in the hat. Sarah McLachlan is singing for Britney right now…
I’ve seen this sort of thing at a dog shelter, but….
Oh my GOD you guys? Doesn’t she have ANYONE to help her?
Sometimes I wonder if maybe she is a Mr. F (mentally retarded female)*, I mean, it totally would have gone undetected since she wasn’t in school and was supporting so many adults as a child. Who would have stopped her from working? No one.
I see handicapped people at the bus stop that put outfits together better than Brit does.
Remember that time she went shopping in Beverly Hills and forgot to put on pants?
That was a shirt.
ANYONE…. A N Y O N E can see that THATISASHIRT.
SHE. FORGOT. HER. PANTS.
And her last bodyguard?? Part of his job description was making sure Britney left the house with a bra on.
My point is, I am genuinely worried about the girl when I see a photo of her. I worry about a lot of things, but as far as pop culture people are concerned, this one gilds the lily.
*Mr F. is an Arrested Development reference.
Charlize Theron played Rita, a hot girl that was weird and dressed strangely. Michael had no idea she was slightly retarded. Mr. F = Mildly Retarded Female.
Oh and she was into hats too.
There’s food on her shirt.
and maybe she doesn’t need help. Maybe she’s cool with all of this and I’m just a nosy asshole. I hope that is the case. I hope she isn’t sick or being used.
I’ve always worried that she’d end up like Anna Nicole. I’m seriously not making fun of her.
I hope I’m wrong, and she’s smart, and she likes how she feels and looks.
God, do you remember who the one person, outside of family, who publicly stood up to help her was?
MEL GIBSON.
This is some Kafkaesque shit right here.
