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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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13 July 10
Are they doing this on purpose to sell more magazine covers?
I could have cut and pasted a head onto a body better than this. She looks like she’s sticking her face through one of those “look like you are on the cover of cosmo” boards for tourists.Cosmo, youz evil.
You also polled 2000 men to tell us what they like in bed? Wow, thanks. LIKEIT’SABIGFUCKINGMYSTERYTHISCRAPISWRITTENFORGIRLSWHOAREN’TSEXUALLYACTIVEYET

Are they doing this on purpose to sell more magazine covers?

I could have cut and pasted a head onto a body better than this.

She looks like she’s sticking her face through one of those “look like you are on the cover of cosmo” boards for tourists.

Cosmo, youz evil.

You also polled 2000 men to tell us what they like in bed? Wow, thanks. LIKEIT’SABIGFUCKINGMYSTERYTHISCRAPISWRITTENFORGIRLSWHOAREN’TSEXUALLYACTIVEYET

  1. ifeelsofuckingpencil reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    LMAO LMAO YES IT IS LOL LOL GROSS SHIT MAGAZINE
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  3. stefinatelychen reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    is ridiculous. This magazine is ridiculous.
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  5. theskinnyonfatblog reblogged this from gut2glam and added:
    This cover is a joke right? Her face is totally just plopped on a body.
  6. gut2glam reblogged this from trackmyfit
  7. mattdoucette reblogged this from chronically-awesome and added:
    OMG!!! I just ate a whole pizza! Don’t hold out on me, Cosmo! Halp!!11!!!one!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!! Also, I was JUST...
  8. backstagebethy reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Isn’t every issue...Hot Issue, or the Sex Issue, or whatever?
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