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1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
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26 June 10

Craziest story I’ve read all week

MAN DIES FROM HEART ATTACK AFTER RECEIVING HIS OWN CREMATION RECIEPT

By staff writers  June 26, 2010 8:13AM

AN elderly Indian man was so shocked to receive a bogus receipt for his own cremation service that he suffered a heart attack and died, The Times of India reported overnight.

Frail Than Singh, 70, was left aghast after reading that he had supposedly been cremated the week before.

But before the anxious dairy farmer could get to the bottom of what had happened he started complaining of chest pains.

Relatives rushed him to the hospital but Singh suffered a massive heart attack and died, The Times reported.

In a macabre twist, his body was subsequently delivered to the same crematorium in Ghaziabad, northeastern India.

And in another apparent coincidence, it was issued with the serial number 89 — the same number listed on the mysterious letter.

Suspicious relatives called in police who believe his death was the result of a sick prank rather than an administrative mistake.

“The element of mischief is apparent and obvious,” said senior superintendent of police, Ghaziabad Raghubir Lal.

“What remains to be deciphered is if the person behind it wanted to shock the old man to the extent that he may collapse and if so then why, or if it was merely a prank that took a serious turn.”

news.com.au

Elaborate hoax? Lie? Time Travel? Does the cremation service have a great business model?

Tags: random
  1. fashioncaption answered: Doppelganger cremation/double life.
  2. buzwardo answered: The twilight zone isn’t all that bizarre when you’ve got the internet to report about it.
  3. razup answered: Too coincidental to be anything other than time travel.
  4. shawnyli answered: i’m with the…”great” business model.
  5. hughman answered: how could you be alive and then shocked to get word that you’d died? um, NO, YOU’RE ALIVE TO READ THIS NEWS. duh.
  6. marlahooch reblogged this from kellyoxford
  7. manwhatever answered: I’m going “great business model that includes time travel”.
  8. unpossibleiseverywhere answered: hey kelly, the times of india is one of the biggest papers in india. the story is probably legit if it”s in there.
  9. hollypn answered: I’m no native of India but my extensive physics knowledge prompts me to go with time travel. It just makes more sense.
  10. marcintustin answered: Press Trust of India always carries whacky stories. I’m pretty certain that the second most populous country can generate a lot of craziness.
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