1. Titty Tales


    I understand the diaper thing, if a woman really changed a dirty diaper on the table that’s gross.  Kim, where exactly are you eating?
    Also? Weren’t you the girl who got peed on in a sex tape?

    But I don’t want to talk about that.

    What I’d like to talk about is this covering up while breastfeeding thing.
    REALLY!?

    Kim, are you REALLY HONESTLY objecting to a woman breastfeeding without a cape covering her baby?
    If the answer is yes, I have something to show you…






    Remember the STIR that these photos of Maggie Gyllenhaal feeding Ramona caused?
    Man! That’s a LOT of public tit, right? Crazy, who’d show that much tit in public?


    Now brace yourself Kim Kardashian, I don’t want to blow your mind.
    Here you are in public:






    As much as I’d like to go on posting photos of your tits, I don’t think I need to.
    You see, you say a mother feeding her child “is a beautiful thing”, but apparently you believe showing your tits for attention is more beautiful.

    I hope the next time you go out for dinner, someone puts a cover on you.


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Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
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