Titty Tales


I understand the diaper thing, if a woman really changed a dirty diaper on the table that’s gross. Kim, where exactly are you eating?
Also? Weren’t you the girl who got peed on in a sex tape?
But I don’t want to talk about that.
What I’d like to talk about is this covering up while breastfeeding thing.
REALLY!?
Kim, are you REALLY HONESTLY objecting to a woman breastfeeding without a cape covering her baby?
If the answer is yes, I have something to show you…



Remember the STIR that these photos of Maggie Gyllenhaal feeding Ramona caused?
Man! That’s a LOT of public tit, right? Crazy, who’d show that much tit in public?
Now brace yourself Kim Kardashian, I don’t want to blow your mind.
Here you are in public:


As much as I’d like to go on posting photos of your tits, I don’t think I need to.
You see, you say a mother feeding her child “is a beautiful thing”, but apparently you believe showing your tits for attention is is more beautiful.
I hope the next time you go out for dinner, someone puts a cover on you.