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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

 1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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19 June 10

“This may scar me for life. A fish refuses to give up the ghost.” - Tej Swatch
“Oh HELL No” - Me

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  1. crystal-o-saurus reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    My hopes of becoming a pescatarian have been utterly, completely and unabashedly dashed.
  2. idkaren reblogged this from kellyoxford
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  6. the-psychonaut reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Now I have proof why I don’t eat fish.
  7. sailingthesea reblogged this from parrillana
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  9. parrillana reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Lemon juice brings headless, gutted
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  14. olliegrace reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM SEEING THIS VIDEO.
  15. a-healthy-enthusiasm reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    What the…? That is some seriously stubborn sashimi.
  16. sixtypercent reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Oh holy hell. This is why I’m sticking with red meat. Fish can’t be trusted...stay dead,...
  17. cathedralsofsound reblogged this from kellyoxford
  18. makosharkesq reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    follow-up video? //www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG2AFxz2XyQ&feature=related An hour later, it was still moving.
  19. jengalbraith reblogged this from kellyoxford
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  23. chloeagnewfan reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    OMFG. I would scream and start beating it with stuff.
  24. rocksocks reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    oh god oh god oh god
  25. stephtronic reblogged this from kellyoxford
  26. knowthyonion reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    is moving, but it’s dead!
  27. invisiblebee reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    WHAT. “YEAH, THE FISH IS MOVING BUT IT’S DEAD.” I’d just die if this ever happened
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