1. "This may scar me for life. A fish refuses to give up the ghost." - Tej Swatch
    "Oh HELL No" - Me

  2. 19 Jun 2010   32 notes  


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    1. crystallpistol reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      My hopes of becoming a pescatarian have been utterly, completely and unabashedly dashed.
    2. polymathrepairs reblogged this from kellyoxford
    3. ecaloshay reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      (via kellyoxford, @MingNa) Zombie (headless, skinned, gutted dog)fish! Awesome.
    4. jjay reblogged this from kellyoxford
    5. the-psychonaut reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      Now I have proof why I don’t eat fish.
    6. sailingthesea reblogged this from parrillana and added:
      (via kellyoxford) this is the scariest thing ever, omg.
    7. ruvyspast reblogged this from parrillana and added:
      (via kellyoxford)
    8. parrillana reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      Lemon juice brings headless, gutted fish back to life.
    9. thesungho reblogged this from kellyoxford
    10. justlistenx reblogged this from kellyoxford
    11. benwirtz reblogged this from kellyoxford
    12. theparkbench reblogged this from kellyoxford
    13. jumpyspaceprincess reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM SEEING THIS VIDEO.
    14. ahealthyenthusiasm reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      What the…? That is some seriously stubborn sashimi.
    15. sixtypercent reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      Oh holy hell. This is why I’m sticking with red meat. Fish can’t be trusted...stay dead,...
    16. makosharkesq reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      follow-up video? //www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG2AFxz2XyQ&feature=related An hour later, it was still moving.
    17. jengalbraith reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      Wow.
    18. formerlyvonnegutandcathair reblogged this from kellyoxford
    19. sarahsavannah reblogged this from kellyoxford
    20. leinarodz reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      Scarred…. for life
    21. chloeagnewfan reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      OMFG. I would scream and start beating it with stuff.
    22. rocksocks reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      oh god oh god oh god
    23. stephtronic reblogged this from kellyoxford
    24. invisiblebee reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
      WHAT. “YEAH, THE FISH IS MOVING BUT IT’S DEAD.” I’d just die if this ever happened
    25. soupsoup reblogged this from kellyoxford
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kelly oxford



Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
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Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
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