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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

 1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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* kids watching movies
* conversations
* family
* rant
* open letters
* stories
 * entertainment
* celebrity cameo dreams
* music monday

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4 June 10

7 Idiots and 3 People with Brains.



Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman got the kisscam at the Lakers game and only one girl sitting by them was smart enough to actually look at THEM rather than the screen.
People are so fucking stupid. I love the girl with the burger.

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