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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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27 April 11

PHENOMENON: When you read more than you speak, often you don’t pronounce the words properly in your mind when you read (see:lazy). So what you end up with is a new 2 second lag before you figure out how to say certain non phonetic words you lazily read incorrectly all of the time.
Example: ‘Yosemite’ You know how to say it, and if someone said it to you, you could spell it… but on-your-own-as-it-comes-to-mind, you revert to how you lazily read it YOSE-MITE.

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    THIS explains a lot.
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    “awry” as “aww-ree.” I will never not do this.
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    “monastery.” Muh-NASS-ter-ee.
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    Kelly Oxford, revealing herself even...explicitly as a True Blue Canadian. (And
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    time, especially with names...places. I thought Marcel Proust sounded like PrOWst (instead...
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