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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.


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7 February 10

For the past week I’ve been obsessed with the response “Rapist’s choice”.

Rapist’s always do what they want, so when someone asks a question, and I know that they will get their way anyhow, I’ve been on auto “Rapist’s Choice” mode.

True Examples:

“Do you mind if I eat the last bagel?”
“Rapist’s choice”

“Can I tell you something?”
“Rapist’s choice”

“Oh look at those yummy cookies you have mommy, can I have this one?”
“Rapist’s choice”

I don’t even feel guilty.

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