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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
Screenwriter.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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16 November 12

Not sure if I’m allowed to share this because nobody tells you the rules until you break them.

I’m new to this book writing business, so I’m getting all of these lists of information back from the publishers.
This list was actually interesting:
1. I was surprised it was interesting.
2. I was surprised by the list and I wrote the fucking book.

BEHOLD a list of people I’ve mentioned in my 300+ page book:

Affleck, Ben

Aguilera, Christina

Allen, Woody

Amos, Tori

Anderson, Loni

Anderson, Pamela

Anderson, Tracy (celebrity trainer)

Anderson, Wes

Banks, Tyra

Barrymore, Drew

Basquiat, Jean-Michel

Bates, Kathy

Bergen, Edgar (ventriloquist)

Berliner, Emile (inventor)

bin Laden, Osama

Brown, Chris

Candy, John

Caray, Harry (sportscaster)

Chan, Jackie

Chung, Alexa (TV host, model)

Chung Ling Soo (magician)

Clooney, George

Close, Glenn

Coleman, Gary

Common

Copperfield, David, D.C.

Crawford, Cindy

Cruise, Tom

Culkin, Macaulay

Danson, Ted

Danza, Tony

Dean, James

Del Toro, Benicio

Depp, Johnny

DiCaprio, Leonardo, Leo

Dick, Andy

Dillon, Matt

Dion, Celine

Disney, Walt

Donahue, Phil

Evangelista, Linda

Farley, Chris

Fisher, Carrie

Flynt, Larry

Foley, Dave

Ford, Harrison

Fox, Megan

Freeman, Morgan

Gere, Richard

Germain, Karl (magician)

Goldberg, Adam (actor)

Gosling, Ryan

Hanks, Tom

Harrelson, Woody

Helfer, Tricia (supermodel)

Henning, Doug (magician)

Hepburn, Audrey

Hoffman, Dustin

Holyfield, Evander

Hurley, Elizabeth, Liz

Jackson, Michael

Jett, Joan

John, Elton

Johnson, Betsey

Jong Il, Kim

Joplin, Janis

Jovovich, Milla

Keller, Helen

Kline, Kevin

LeBlanc, Matt

LeBrock, Kelly (supermodel)

Lil Wayne

LL Cool J

Lopez, Jennifer

Maguire, Tobey

Maher, Bill

Marley, Bob

Marx, Richard

McAdams, Rachel

McCarthy, Cormac

McKee, Robert (screenwriter)

Murray, Bill

Newton, Isaac

Nightingale, Florence

Norton, Edward

O’Donnell, Rosie

Oldman, Gary

Paltrow, Gwyneth

Perez, Rosie

Phillips, Stone

Posey, Parker

Raphael, Sally Jesse

Reynolds, Burt

Richie, Lionel

Rihanna

Ripa, Kelly

Ritchie, Guy

Robert-Houdin, Jean-Eugène (magician)

Roberts, Julia

Rogen, Seth

Rogers, Fred

Rooney, Mickey

Ryder, Winona

Seberg, Jean

Selleck, Tom

Shields, Brooke

Spader, James

Spears, Britney

Spelling, Tori

Stewart, Martha

Swift, Taylor

Tarantino, Quentin

Tatum, Channing

Temple, Shirley

Teresa, Mother

T-Pain

Travolta, John

Tyson, Mike

Valderrama, Wilmer

Wilde, Oscar

Williams, Robin

Williams, Serena

Winchell, Paul (ventriloquist)

Winfrey, Oprah

Wonder, Stevie

  1. softballchil99 reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Channing tatum is so hot😍😘
  2. sowolu reblogged this from kellyoxford
  3. jeanwildest said: I love this.
  4. chdrand reblogged this from kellyoxford
  5. jojopuff said: “Kim” is Kim Jong Il’s last name.
  6. greatnbetweener said: Wait… Does that mean you can’t use those names?
  7. melvintheriac reblogged this from kellyoxford
  8. theamandatree reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    list. Maybe next time…
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