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HOW TO BUY A GUN IN CANADA, AND OTHER RATIONAL THINGS
The majority of pro-gun Americans seem to always be chanting ‘It’s my RIGHT!’
Do these people realize that in Canada you also have the right to own a gun and ammo? IT’S TRUE!!!
Oh, but I hate to tell you that your freedoms are encroached because silencers are illegal, ‘cause those are for murderers!!!!!
But you do have the right to bear the arms and shoot shit up the yin yang.
Here is how you do it: You can’t just decide you want to go the the local shop and pick one up like an Xbox game rental.
1. Pass a gun safety course (crazy people HATE tests! they hate a day long course! SCHOOL SUCKS!!!!)
2. Provide three references of character (crazy people are crazy! BILL IS CRAZY AND WANTS TO BUY A GUN!!! DON’T SIGN IT HAROLD!)
3. Provide information on your love life and financial affairs (have abuse charges against your lady/boy friends?? bankrupt? SORRY GUIDO!!)
***note: when husbands/wives get a license to buy a weapon, the spouse must sign a form indicating they feel safe with him/her buying a weapon.
Now mail this all in, get a license back in the mail (4-6 weeks later) and go and BUY YOUR GUNS AND ALL THE AMMO YOU NEED.
If you don’t like those rules, you are too stupid to own a weapon that can kill people when you move your finger.
There, now you guys know why seemingly normal young adults, husbands and wives don’t kill each other with guns in Canada we use swords and cars.
(sure you can get illegal guns, somewhere. but compare the accessibility to illegal firearms in Canada to the accessibility to legal firearms in the US and there is really no discussion to be had.)
