Imagine if we just could just show these people the internet?
(about christina hendricks) Oh my God. Look at her. Where did they find this woman?
Look at the crotch in those pants.
Joan looks like a porno Wilma Flintstone.
Oh God, Megan's teeth look like Billy Bob teeth, or like Shane McGowan... if Shane McGowan was really pretty and spoke French.
I'd screw Joan but I'd have to do it in the winter, because in the summer she'd get all sweaty. That's why her husband won't bring her to Vietnam.
What the fuck?
He isn't really doing that. It's a hallucination, trust me. He's sick. I mean, where would Megan be?
I don't think I've ever been so sick that I thought I fucked and murdered someone. Ever. I have NEVER been that sick.
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