Previously described as:
your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
Currently described as:
If I was a mood board you would see: gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.
One late-night last fall, I was sitting around with Jimmy and Molly and we were all on our laptops reading Twitter. Jimmy and I started talking about the mean @ replies we get, it was something like… "Why do people do this?" "They’re always doing this" "Mine are awful." "No, MINE are awful." "We’re awful."
We then launched into a competition of who had the WORST tweets tweeted at them that day, taking turns reading them out to each other. It actually made me feel a lot better to know that he’d also sit around and read the terrible shit people wrote to him, and the more terrible our @ replies got, the funnier they became. Brilliant comedy writer @mollymcnearney was instantly inspired to create a segment for JKL where celebrities read their worst @ replies.
Here is that segment. It makes me very happy. I’m sure it will make you feel happy. Thanks Molly. (I know she didn’t do it for me, but whatever. Also? I love you Will Ferrell.)