1. If you ever think “I should probably just give my penis a quick wash” you definitely have to go and wash your penis.


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kelly oxford



Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
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Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I were a mood board you would see:
gold, klonopin, a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk and more gold... gold forever.


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