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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

 1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.


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* kids watching movies
* conversations
* family
* rant
* open letters
* stories
 * entertainment
* celebrity cameo dreams
* music monday

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20 January 12

Beatrix, age 3, watching a Bowflex commercial.

  • Bea: That lady was too fat to get on that machine, but then her baby came out of her butt and now she can do it. Babies come out of butts, so that means babies are food.
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