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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.


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* kids watching movies
* conversations
* family
* rant
* open letters
* stories
* entertainment
* celebrity cameo dreams
* music monday

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17 January 12

Told by the 3 year old Beatrix

  • Bea: Do robots have hearts?
  • Me: No, they are machines.
  • Bea: No Mom, the golden robot from Star Wars has a heart. It's behind glass, in his chest, you're so wrong!
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