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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

 1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.


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17 January 12
I’ll tell you what -44F feels like, because I was just outside. It feels like 10x the coldest cold you can imagine feels like. It’s unsurvivable. You physically go into shock when it hits your skin. You know when you touch ice and it freezes to your skin and burns? That’s the air.

I’ll tell you what -44F feels like, because I was just outside.
It feels like 10x the coldest cold you can imagine feels like.
It’s unsurvivable.
You physically go into shock when it hits your skin.
You know when you touch ice and it freezes to your skin and burns?
That’s the air.

  1. incendiarylemons reblogged this from kellyoxford
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  3. delishmygishbowbow said: cars all over calgary wouldnt start this morning. Sadly mine did haha. It felt like -46 at some point last night as well.
  4. theshamelessidealist said: that is Fahrenheit not Celsius #notthatcold
  5. alifromhali said: Why are you using fahrenheit fellow Canadian? That is proper cold though…
  6. borkbork said: When you step outside, it is like being repeatedly slapped in the face.
  7. cyclingon said: fact: at -50 F, your spit will freeze before it hits the ground. I don’t envy you.
  8. goodnightquietnoise reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    In honor of @gonursekim...it’s -26 where she is.
  9. jlteezy reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    outside though? Unless...were making a mad dash...an...
  10. redhotfool reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    MY HOMETOWN, LADIES AND GENTS.
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  12. jdmckay said: Don’t envy you. Thats why I moved from Wisconsin to California.
  13. peaceofsarah said: Even if you don’t have asthma, you’ll get an asthma attack.
  14. laurenhalestorm reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Well that’s terrifying.
  15. sh3llbound said: Deciding if Orlando ad is cruel or helpful…
  16. ipauk reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    another thing about -40’s winters is that if...ever experienced them as soon as they are...
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