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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.


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16 January 12

My dream about Madonna. AKA: DAMN YOU MADONNA

*Group of girls, myself and Madonna are in a living room.  Madonna slides into a tufted chair at the end of the room, she’s still wearing her Golden Globes dress.*

Madonna: So, tell me what you admire most about me.
Girl: I just think you are such a maverick.
Me (I don’t want to say anything, but I do): I admire that you’ve always done what you wanted, in spite of the consequences.
Madonna: You know you focus on that because it’s a deep fear inside of you, right? Your fears are the things you hate or admire in people.

*DAMN YOU MADONNA!!!!!*

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  3. melissahroth said: on time i had a dream that madonna and i were hanging around in one of our fancy walk-in closets/dressing rooms, just talking shit. Madonna that i didn’t believe and she went “yes way Mel-iss-ah!” and i said,”NO WAY MA-DON-AH!” and woke up.
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  7. troybillings said: Madonna is so deep.
  8. twinroes said: It’s true. Fear is.
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