“ I keep saying I’m going to get rid of satellite tv again, but then I have this surprise “Hoarders”/”Bachelor”/”Celebrity Wife Swap” trifecta and I know I can never go back :(
About
kelly oxfordTwitter:@kellyoxford
1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.
* kids watching movies
* conversations
* family
* rant
* open letters
* stories
* entertainment
* celebrity cameo dreams
* music monday
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