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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.


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* kids watching movies
* conversations
* family
* rant
* open letters
* stories
* entertainment
* celebrity cameo dreams
* music monday

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28 December 11

Me, Henry and Sal watching Degrassi Jr. High

  • Sal: Spike will not be pregnant. (pause) WHAT?! She's pregnant?! Maybe she'll get an abortion.
  • Henry: Like Chinese people do?
  • Sal/Me: WHAT?!?!
  • Henry: You know, in China they abort the girls. God, you two know nothing.
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