1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as:
your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
Currently described as:
your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see: gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.
plemur said:
I’m stealing that lifestyle description to use when I need to get out of something. I’ll just feign terror at the thought of riding in a car, or some shit, due to my “faux Amish lifestyle.”
rubysassafras said:
She had me at “faux Amish lifestyle”.