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kelly oxford


Twitter:@kellyoxford

 1977
blogging since 1997.
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.


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26 October 11
I erase a lot of tweets. The main reason is this: Some tweets cause 1000’s of people to @ me the exact same thing and it drives me nuts. In this case it has been 11 hours worth of “what are prayer hands” So, fuck it. Namaste, bitches. *prayer hands*

I erase a lot of tweets.
The main reason is this:
Some tweets cause 1000’s of people to @ me the exact same thing and it drives me nuts. In this case it has been 11 hours worth of “what are prayer hands”
So, fuck it. Namaste, bitches.
*prayer hands*

  1. tiffanysaz reblogged this from kellyoxford
  2. jeccav reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    ha-… wait a minute. She totally just said “Namaste, bitches,” didn’t she.
  3. emmazzz reblogged this from kellyoxford
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  6. peterglyman reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Kelly Oxford could be one...funniest people I follow on Twitter
  7. oshiel said: could you please explain why?
  8. girlonfire727 reblogged this from kellyoxford
  9. bobbychegee said: I fully understand your frustration with prayer hands. It’s probably somewhat equivalent to the sudden urge to strangle a kitten I get every time someone tells me to “have a blessed day” fuck you and your blessings i hope you have a shitty week.
  10. tracymarquez said: how come people think you’re google
  11. paulymortadella said: heathens.
  12. bradyr said: nicee lol
  13. graygunter said: I’m praying for you during this difficult time.
  14. cardcatalogue said: I’d argue, even IF you’re Asian. Being Asian it’s ok for me to say this.
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