1. Hey @mmcnearney here is a selfie to remind you I’m still mentally unstable. #burningtofly #wheelskeeponburning #burninganewleaf #noburningback #burningthetide

    Hey @mmcnearney here is a selfie to remind you I’m still mentally unstable. #burningtofly #wheelskeeponburning #burninganewleaf #noburningback #burningthetide


  2. 06 May 2014   83 notes  
  3. It’s windy. #pleasepray

    It’s windy. #pleasepray


  4. 04 May 2014   67 notes  
  5. Coffee break with my co-workers.

    Coffee break with my co-workers.


  6. 30 Apr 2014   46 notes  
  7. The best way to buy a porno mag is when you’re in it. May Playboy. Article.  
FYI- that is not my bush in photos, you can tell by the nails.

    The best way to buy a porno mag is when you’re in it. May Playboy. Article.
    FYI- that is not my bush in photos, you can tell by the nails.


  8. 24 Apr 2014   41 notes  
  9. Ten years ago a friend told me her dog was getting her ready for parenthood, so I emailed her this photo, "Yeah, just on my way out to a movie, practicing crate training. Bye!"

    Ten years ago a friend told me her dog was getting her ready for parenthood, so I emailed her this photo,
    "Yeah, just on my way out to a movie, practicing crate training. Bye!"


  10. 23 Apr 2014   341 notes  
  11. “The smarter you get the less you speak”

    – Arabic Proverb

    (Source: 7bottles, via muttylion)

  12. Texts to friend with a daughter named Frankie. #victim

    Texts to friend with a daughter named Frankie. #victim


  13. 22 Apr 2014   53 notes  

  14. 22 Apr 2014   195 notes  
  15. My friend Coco Rochas sent me some of her baublebar pieces. I selfie’d to annoy Molly McNearney. It’s been a good Tuesday.

    My friend Coco Rochas sent me some of her baublebar pieces. I selfie’d to annoy Molly McNearney. It’s been a good Tuesday.


  16. 22 Apr 2014   104 notes  

    sean3116:

    sixpenceee:

    As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

    Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

    Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

    In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

    Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

    These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

    While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

    SOURCE

    HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

    WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

    #Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    (via the-capm)

  17. Bad People

    Bad People


  18. 17 Apr 2014   162 notes  
  19. THE BIG LIFE LESSONS

    image

    Yesterday, at the Rose Bowl flea market, I noticed a 5ft by 5ft painting of a First Nations warrior on a horse in the middle of a buffalo stampede.

    The seller told me the painting was worth $28,000, which of course was completely irrational, the man had it hanging on the side of his van.

    After much haggling (at around $400 he cried out “I can’t take $400! That’s crazy!”) I told him, “I guess maybe $175, PLUS you have to give me one of your cookies.”
    He sighed, “For $20 more I can deliver to Studio City. I need gas money you know.”
    Sharply, I nodded and told him I needed to go for a walk and think about it. As I began to walk away, he shouted, “You’re gonna get me down to $175 and walk away?”


    "Yes sir!" I said.
    The reality is, the value of that $28,000 painting is what people are willing to pay for it.
    And yesterday?
    The value was nothing.
    Sorry dude, the big life lessons are never painless.


  20. 14 Apr 2014   88 notes  
  21. (Source: troyyy, via slashleen)

  22. anokaything:

    pacquiao’s mom

    Morgan Murphy made the best thing.

  23. 13 Apr 2014   67 notes  
  24. #tbt THE 90’S

    #tbt THE 90’S


  25. 03 Apr 2014   72 notes  

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Twitter:@kellyoxford

1977
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Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
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