February 2012
22 posts
HOW DID THESE TEETH FIT IN MY HEAD IN THE SECOND...
I'm Angelina Jolie... and You Are Not
Henry, age 8
Henry: Mom, did you know that Jimi Hendrix was a giant black guy with an Afro, because I just found out today and it blew my mind. So awesome. So awesome.
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Skrillex?
I love the half shaved head on Madonna’s baby, but calling it ‘The Skrillex’ is kinda 100% mental and annoying. Half shaved head has been around since I was a kid and that was a long time ago (As I was reminded last night when I didn’t realize David Guetta Feat. Akon meant Akon did ALL the singing) In the 4th grade my hair was totally...
Henry, age 8
Me: "Sorry I'm cranky, I'm having my period."
Henry: "So you're wearing a diaper or something?"
It’s funny when your yogurt is cherry flavored, I guess. ‘Specially...
– Beatrix, age 3, this morning (psycho)
REAL STUFF
I would hate this
Maybe Rooney Mara likes this new look, but it seems pretty a-typical of an actress to keep ‘in costume’ long after production is over. Is she staying like this for the next films, because she likes it or to promote the movie? Business decision either way, right? She’s gorgeous, but what the fuck is happening here. I hope she likes it. I KNOW YOU KNOW BECAUSE THE INTERNET KNOWS...