January 2012
44 posts
WatchCarson, thank you!!!
December 2011
42 posts
FACEBOOK
I have 699 friend requests sitting on Facebook and I just wanted to let people who are on that list know that Facebook is my only ‘private’ online thing. SO, I just started a ‘fan’ page on Facebook and I’ll be sharing stuff there. I feel like SUCH an asshole for starting a ‘fan’ page, but I feel like a bigger asshole for ignoring those friend requests....
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SPRING TRENDS And SELF-INDULGENCE
This won’t be a very impressive post until it pays off in a month or so, and it will only really pay off for me.. but isn’t ‘blog’ a raucous synonym for ‘self-indulgence’? WITH NO background in fashion I’m here to predict 3 spring trends before other blogs and magazines get the chance…. METALLIC SNEAKERS Yes, these aren’t new, but for some...
Nurse Reveals Top 5 Regrets of the Dying
From Arise India Forum:
“For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives People grow a lot when they are faced with their own mortality. I learnt never to underestimate someone’s capacity for growth. Some changes were phenomenal....
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Me, Henry and Sal watching Degrassi Jr. High
Sal: Spike will not be pregnant. (pause) WHAT?! She's pregnant?! Maybe she'll get an abortion.
Henry: Like Chinese people do?
Sal/Me: WHAT?!?!
Henry: You know, in China they abort the girls. God, you two know nothing.
“The iPhone’s worst feature is the phone.”
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Open Letter to the Internet,
News of my deal with NBC hit you today, and I think I understand why some people say stuff like this… “Because Twitter-account-based TV projects always turn out SO great! It’s amazing how NBC continues to pick up insanely mediocre comedies and kick shows like Community and Parks and Rec to the curb.” But I’m here to point out what the actual articles say but the...
“My third anniversary present to my husband was tattooing “do not...”
“If you’re from North America and you aren’t a millionaire, your...”
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“I hope I die before I’m ever in a GIF.”
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Rob Delaney: This will interest nobody but super... →
Rob and I have talked about re-posting our old tweets a lot. I always say, it’s my twitter feed. If I wanted to post “Fuck You” every single day I could and I would. This sums it up for me too, except replace ‘stand-up’ with ‘writing’ and ‘saggy naturals’ with ‘firm high water B’s’
robdelaney:
This will interest nobody but...
“If I was a British guy in the US, I would tell a lot of people I was...”
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“I don’t care about what you have to say if you have a dollar sign in your...”
“Isn’t it supposed to be really warm today, like 0C or something!? (32F)”
– 8 yr old son is a true Canadian
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“Sal, it would be awesome if your best friend was a millionaire. I’m not...”
– Henry, age 8
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A TOTALLY 100% BIASED MOVIE REVIEW
I’m friends with Diablo and Patton and Charlize Theron believed in one of my pilots so much that she attached herself to produce, only to have ABC say no…. aaaannnd one of the production companies on this project, Mr.Mudd, have been very awesome to me (so far this is all about me, and HARDLY FUCKING HUMBLE so STFU) BUT I AM REALLY HERE TO SAY: I loved this film. I loved the writing...
