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Bea wrote her first song.
It’s a mashup.
Still in shock that she pays attention to the different types of men in my ipod.
‘look how fat I can make my face’- Bea
This week’s delivery.
** The Madewell sandals are very light and fit well.
I went half a size up like they suggested, and bought multiple colors. :(
HOLY SHIT!!
I’ve had three of these things and I can confirm, THIS WOMAN IS HARD CORE MENTALLY FOCUSED!!!!!!
UPDATE!!!!
Molly McNearney, the head writer at Jimmy Kimmel Live, shared this with me this morning. They talk about it on the show tonight and the DAD VIDEOTAPING THE BIRTH will be on the show on Monday.
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out.
I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen.
Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds.
Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly.
WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?!
WHAT
THE
FUCK….
And she’s out. #weeklongfever #flu (Taken with instagram)
“look in my eye” (Taken with instagram)
I’m OBSESSED w/red dead redemption. I rented it ‘for a day’ from Blockbuster and now I’m just going to buy it. It’s insanely fun. I got my horse super loyal and then accidentally ran him off a cliff hunting for deer. I honestly almost cried when I realized he was dead. I was stunned. I sat there whistling for him and being depressed at the fact that he wasn’t coming anymore for about 5 min. Then I shot a bandit and took his horse. It’s not the same :(
YES!!!
Henry came upstairs the other day and said,
“Where’s Dad, I need help. I accidentally ran over a guy’s dog with my horse and now the whole town is trying to kill me.”
I’ll tell you what -44F feels like, because I was just outside.
It feels like 10x the coldest cold you can imagine feels like.
It’s unsurvivable.
You physically go into shock when it hits your skin.
You know when you touch ice and it freezes to your skin and burns?
That’s the air.
