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kelly oxford
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Saw some crazy stuff in Bahamas today…
@shanenickerson thank you so much for that reddit link I have never laughed harder at a phone screen than when I read this
Maybe a cool part about a kid saying they wish you were dead is when you then pretend to die & they panic & then you laugh & laugh at them because what a liar.
Los Angeles, a lot of people are going to want a refund today.
Before curse:
AFTER CURSE:
I look like I’m shitting on the chair. (I didn’t) (at Today Show)
Queen’s English!
Holy Shit Canada!! Thank you!!
You tried, dog.
After 15+ years of putting creative content online for free, I managed to gain the attention of agent representation and sell my work to the American entertainment industry.
I chose to self-publish with no hopes of ever having a career, out of the sheer need to be creative (or lose my mind), and from that I inadvertently earned a career.
So yeah, alternrg, 100% a big fucking yes. I consider this is an accomplishment.
I’m on the front page of CNN.com and I didn’t even murder anyone.
PRETENDERS + 90’s MOOD = THIS
